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#1 | Posted: 6 Aug 2009 18:24
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We're also starting our sixth official Caption Contest today. Something to keep us cool during those hot summer days (at least for those of us in the balmy northern hemisphere!)
The artist this time around is Chiara, from the team that created the recently posted (and very well received) comic, Sunday in the Park with Peri. Chiara's collaborator, Varian Milagro, has promised to caption all the entries, just as Jenny Tgirl did for her caption contest awhile back. So what more incentive do you need to write some TG captions?
Also wanted to mention, when you view the image, those figures that look something like boy scouts are actually eagle scout leader trainees, and we all know that you have to be nineteen to qualify for that position! In other words, please don't post any captions involving scenarios with characters under the age of eighteen! If you do so, they will be promptly deleted!
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baku
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#2 | Posted: 6 Aug 2009 19:10
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Um I would touch this but all I get are ideas that arent fit for the rules its just too suggestive to me
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Jayle
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#3 | Posted: 6 Aug 2009 19:27
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"Ho, ho, ho! That 'Bubbles in my bath' gag is older than Santa!"
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GreatSage
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#4 | Posted: 6 Aug 2009 19:47
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"Thanks Santa, now as soon as you do the same to the rest of my troop we will be able to make a fortune for charity on our Car Wash Bake Sale (giggle)"
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custodes
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#5 | Posted: 6 Aug 2009 19:56
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"Billy came to the sudden realization that wishing your best friend had a girlfriend for Christmas could have more than one interpretation."
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Iwanna_B_U
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#6 | Posted: 6 Aug 2009 20:09 | Edited by: Iwanna_B_U
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"Ho Ho Holy shit- did you just say that all you want for Christmas is to suck cock."
"Yes...I want to suck cock...and to go shopping...to buy clothes...to make me look pretty...so I can get more cock."
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Aardvark
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#7 | Posted: 6 Aug 2009 22:10 | Edited by: Aardvark
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"Ho, ho, ho! I think Santa just won his merit badge."
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Levi
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#8 | Posted: 6 Aug 2009 22:31
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Ho Ho Ho, Gotta Stay, Santa ain't gettin out the chimney this way!!
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cblack
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#9 | Posted: 6 Aug 2009 23:04
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No,no..Santa! I said I wanted to be the best "Eagle Leader Trainee", not the best "Eager Beaver Trainee"!
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MuLung
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#10 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 00:09
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When they said they wanted us to pose with Santa, they never said it was a Playboy shoot!
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MuLung
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#11 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 00:14
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"Ah to hell with giving, it's time that Santa got something!" Santa declared as he finally decided what he really wanted for christmas.
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Dread
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#12 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 00:31
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Ho Ho Ho what do you want for Christmas young man ? I know that there is no Santa and you are just some old fart with no life! All i want for Christmas is for my boy over there to finaly get a girlfrend.
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bdogg75
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#13 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 00:43
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now billy what you want for christmas. i want to be a female with long blonde hair huge tits, long legs, the ability to suck cock and able to suck and fuck all nite long. well i can give you the hair, legs, tits, but the sucking and fucking we can work on in 5 minutes when i get off for break.
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calv
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#14 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 01:25
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Santa, all I just want for Christmas is for all the other eagle scout leader trainees to like me.
Wait... why am I a woman?!!? No no no no no.... no THAT type of like!
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varianm
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#15 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 01:42 | Edited by: varianm
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Jayle's entry:
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varianm
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#16 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 01:46
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GreatSages's entry:
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varianm
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#17 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 01:47
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custodes entry:
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varianm
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#18 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 01:49
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Iwanna_B_U's entry:
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varianm
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#19 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 01:50
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Levi's entry:
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varianm
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#20 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 01:51 | Edited by: varianm
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cblack's entry:
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varianm
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#21 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 01:53
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MuLung's two entries:
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varianm
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#22 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 01:56
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Thanks for all the entries so far. Sorry I did not get to them all tonight. I will post more tomorrow.
If I messed up anyone's caption, please let me know and I will fix it.
Thanks again,
Varian
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Seriphia
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#23 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 03:27 | Edited by: Seriphia
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No don't touch my nos... damn it not again.
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TheGuyver
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#24 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 05:50
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"Red Rider BB gun? You'd shut your eye out... How about a nice Christmas Rack Instead!"
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matguy
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#25 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 06:51 | Edited by: matguy
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Guy to the left-If only the other guy's knew I wished for Tim to be a model. I mean Tam....
Girl-I didn't wish for this!!!!
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Johanna M
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#26 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 07:18
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If they are nineteen, what the ... are they queuing up to sit in Santas lap for??
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Marlene
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#27 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 09:30
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Here's my caption: "Sorry, boys, but all of my sexy Santa helpers have quit and I need to replace them... now!"
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ocramed1
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#28 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 11:26
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Santa, I wanted Dad to like me like he likes Mom, but not like THIS!
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MissSaraJames
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#29 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 11:52
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Woman: "Whoa! Not cool! I know I said I want to inspire young men, and that I want to make them more passionate about the world around them, but this isn't what I meant!"
Santa: "Shhhh. If you're a good girl and don't make a scene, Santa has a very special package for you."
Or, riffing on TheGuyver's entry ...
Woman: "No, no, no! I said, 'to eat a big rack of lamb,' not 'to be a big racked woman'!!! What were you thinking?"
Santa: "Ho, ho, ho!"
Or ...
Woman: "I want people to believe me when I say that all I really want for Christmas is World Peace. Is that too much to ask?"
Santa: "They'll believe you now. Especially if you're wearing an evening gown with a sash."
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Soralynd
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#30 | Posted: 7 Aug 2009 12:37
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"I want to be the scoutmaster's favorite trainee, and... why do I feel so funny?"
"Ho ho ho!"
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